word to the wise

when you find yourself sitting in your cube with a bagel and cream cheese, and no knife … do *not* take the pair of rusty scissors, dump purell hand sanitizer on them, wipe them off with a napkin, and use the blade to spread the cream cheese on your bagel.

it’s just not very tasty.

it turns out that, if you look inside the bag with your bagel, there’s a knife.

you just won’t find that out until you crumple the bag up to throw it away after finishing and stab yourself.

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